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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: What elemant would you choose
« Last post by barb on May 23, 2019, 07:28:51 AM »
I’ll drive my Santa fa  :flyangel:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / What elemant would you choose
« Last post by Carl on May 23, 2019, 01:42:39 AM »
Nor Gold, Nor Platinum

A science teacher asks a student,
"Mike if you could have any element of
the element table what would it be?"

Mike said,
"Gold, because gold is worth a lot and I
could have a Ferrari in my drive way every
day."

The teacher asked another student,
"Johnny, what element would you choose?"

Johnny said,
"Patinum, because platinum is more expensive
than gold and I could have a Viper in my drive
way every day."

The teacher asked another student,
"George what element would you pick?"

George said silicone.
“Silicone?” the amazed teacher asked.


George said...

"Because my mom got some silicone and now she
 has a Ferrari and a Viper in her drive way."

 :lol:  :lol: :lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: Acute Angina
« Last post by barb on May 14, 2019, 01:28:09 AM »
 tut-tut Not a thing to say on your wedding night. Elderly people aren't the best looking:lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Acute Angina
« Last post by Carl on May 14, 2019, 12:25:28 AM »

An elderly couple decides to marry, and
she has a heart condition that he is
unaware of.

As they prepare for their wedding night,
getting into bed, she says,

"George, I have something to tell you-
- I have acute angina."

George crawled into bed and replied,

"I'm glad to know that...

because the rest of you is darned UGLY!"

 CF-Oops  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: Get Some Toilet Paper
« Last post by barb on May 10, 2019, 08:36:58 PM »
 :lol: I have a granddaughter that would have said that
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Get Some Toilet Paper
« Last post by Colin-AU on May 09, 2019, 10:51:45 PM »

A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting
in the backyard.
A bird flew over them and pooped on his head.

“Shit,” the man said.
“Get some toilet paper.”

“What for?” said the girl...

“He must be a mile away by now.”

 :laugh33:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: You Think You Were Embarrassed
« Last post by barb on May 03, 2019, 10:28:29 AM »
 :lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / You Think You Were Embarrassed
« Last post by Bigfoot on May 03, 2019, 03:20:10 AM »

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful
blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls
off the hair and says,
"I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless.
Not a hair on my body, not even down there."

That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband.
He says,
"I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow,
ask her to go into the bedroom and show you.
I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."

The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two
of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and
shows her. Then the girl says,
"I've never seen one with hair on it.
Can I see yours?"

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her.
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband,
"I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty
embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."

Her husband says,
"You think you were embarrassed...
I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet
with me!"

 :biggrin: :laugh33:
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Anything FREE or Useful / Search for PDF Files With These Search Engines
« Last post by Carl on April 29, 2019, 03:39:02 AM »


Specialized search engines can make searching a little easier and increase the chances of finding what you're looking for.
If you're looking for PDF or other document files or eBooks try one of these


Docjax

Docjax searches common document files like Word, Excel and Powerpoint as well as PDF files. PDF files open in the browser (if that's the browser setting), other formats download. Docjax has over 320,577 documents from 3,296 websites. If you're looking for a document search minus eBooks, give Docjax a try.

Pdf Search Engine

PDFSearchEngine searches PDF, CHM, Word (Doc and Docx), RTF and TXT files. There are 512,727,964 searchable items in the database. No ads, clean interface and the choice of formats make it easier to get results.

FreeFullPDF

FreeFullPDF aims to increase the visibility and ease of use of open access scientific journals, theses, posters and patents. All scientific subjects are covered and all content are freely available in PDF format. Search and download free scientific publications on life sciences, health sciences, physics, mathematics, social science & humanities. You can search all the articles, or specific areas; thesis, review, patent, clinical trial, proceeding, curriculum vitae and poster. At the moment, there are more than 80 million PDF files. Results display a thumbnail of each listing.

soPDF

soPDF has more than 485,000,000 available PDF files. If you're searching for just PDF files that's the only file format you'll find here. The top three results are ads, and the upgraded website message at the top takes you to the French version of the site.

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Anything FREE or Useful / YouTube Video and Audio Downloader - Firefox Extension
« Last post by Carl on April 26, 2019, 11:46:10 AM »


YouTube Video and Audio Downloader - Firefox Extension


Download YouTube videos in all available
formats and extract the original audio files

I use this extension all the time.  Very handy.
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