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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: What elemant would you choose
« Last post by barb on May 23, 2019, 07:28:51 AM »
I’ll drive my Santa fa  :flyangel:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / What elemant would you choose
« Last post by Carl on May 23, 2019, 01:42:39 AM »
Nor Gold, Nor Platinum

A science teacher asks a student,
"Mike if you could have any element of
the element table what would it be?"

Mike said,
"Gold, because gold is worth a lot and I
could have a Ferrari in my drive way every
day."

The teacher asked another student,
"Johnny, what element would you choose?"

Johnny said,
"Patinum, because platinum is more expensive
than gold and I could have a Viper in my drive
way every day."

The teacher asked another student,
"George what element would you pick?"

George said silicone.
“Silicone?” the amazed teacher asked.


George said...

"Because my mom got some silicone and now she
 has a Ferrari and a Viper in her drive way."

 :lol:  :lol: :lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: Acute Angina
« Last post by barb on May 14, 2019, 01:28:09 AM »
 tut-tut Not a thing to say on your wedding night. Elderly people aren't the best looking:lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Acute Angina
« Last post by Carl on May 14, 2019, 12:25:28 AM »

An elderly couple decides to marry, and
she has a heart condition that he is
unaware of.

As they prepare for their wedding night,
getting into bed, she says,

"George, I have something to tell you-
- I have acute angina."

George crawled into bed and replied,

"I'm glad to know that...

because the rest of you is darned UGLY!"

 CF-Oops  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Re: Get Some Toilet Paper
« Last post by barb on May 10, 2019, 08:36:58 PM »
 :lol: I have a granddaughter that would have said that
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Enjoy Our Jokes / Get Some Toilet Paper
« Last post by Colin-AU on May 09, 2019, 10:51:45 PM »

A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting
in the backyard.
A bird flew over them and pooped on his head.

“Shit,” the man said.
“Get some toilet paper.”

“What for?” said the girl...

“He must be a mile away by now.”

 :laugh33:
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We Love Videos / Re: The future of Breakfast
« Last post by barb on May 06, 2019, 06:56:21 PM »
Will try on computer later. Got to take death certificate to cable company today and cut grass. Will have to bag grass. It’s rained so much and I am finally going to get a chance to cut it. Probably a two day job now.  Really need to sleep. Got to get up at 7:15 am and it’s 4:55. Going to try.
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We Love Videos / Re: The future of Breakfast
« Last post by Carl on May 05, 2019, 09:02:01 PM »
Don't know what's going on but it works fine for me.  LrgScratchHead


Here's the raw link and it works just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/tv#/watch?v=UY789mG36AQ
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We Love Videos / Re: The future of Breakfast
« Last post by barb on May 05, 2019, 11:41:31 AM »
Nothing loaded.  :he:
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We Love Videos / The future of Breakfast
« Last post by Carl on May 05, 2019, 09:00:18 AM »
I think I just lost my appetite.



 eek
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