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Offline Didly Squat

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Some Pitiful Jokes For Xmas
« on: December 26, 2018, 12:51:46 AM »

Q. How do you know Santa has to be a man?
A. No woman is going to wear the same outfit
year after year.

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the
suit gets all the credit.

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Q. What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
A. Platform shoes !

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !

Q. What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !

Q. What do you have in December that you don't have
in any other month ?
A. The letter "D" !

Q. Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
A. Because the poor didn't have any !

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

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Re: Some Pitiful Jokes For Xmas
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2018, 01:34:41 AM »
 :prss:  nice jokes. Kids and I enjoyed the jokes.

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Re: Some Pitiful Jokes For Xmas
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2018, 08:25:19 AM »
Yes, simple jokes like these would entertain kids.
Maybe not so for most adults.

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