Q. How do you know Santa has to be a man?
A. No woman is going to wear the same outfit
year after year.
Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the
suit gets all the credit.
Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Q. What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
A. Platform shoes !
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !
Q. What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !
Q. What do you have in December that you don't have
in any other month ?
A. The letter "D" !
Q. Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
A. Because the poor didn't have any !
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!