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Offline Colin-AU

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Nunstop Hilarity
« on: January 15, 2019, 06:13:58 AM »

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway
-- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that
said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit,
that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting
me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the cop looks in the backseat
where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with
your friends back there?
They're shaking something terrible."

Sister:
"Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

 :lol: :biggrin:

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Re: Nunstop Hilarity
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2019, 04:44:51 AM »
 :lol: loved it.  :flyangel: