A young banker decided to get his first tailor
So he went to the finest tailor in town and got
measured for a suit.
A week later he went in for his first fitting.
He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he
felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror
he reached down to put his hands in the pockets
and to his surprise he noticed that there were
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him,
"Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered,
"Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said...
"Who ever heard of a banker with his hands
in his own pockets?"