A guy walks into a post office on Valentines day
to see a large queue has formed.
He notices a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter methodically placing "Love"
stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts
all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and
starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he
goes up to the balding man and asks him what
he is doing.
The man says,
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,
"But why?" asks the man.
Simple, the man replies...
"I'm a divorce lawyer!"