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Offline Carl

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Ever Been Bedridden?
« on: March 28, 2019, 05:37:47 PM »

The young journalist was interviewing a woman
who had just reached her hundredth birthday.

“To what do you attribute your remarkable
good health?” he asked.

“Well,” she said, thoughtfully,
"I’ve always eaten moderately, worked hard,
I don’t smoke or drink, and I keep good hours.”

“Have you ever been bedridden?”
the reporter asked.

“Well, sure,” said the elderly lady...

“But don’t put that in your flippin paper!!”

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Re: Ever Been Bedridden?
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2019, 01:16:57 AM »
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