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Offline Colin-AU

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Get Some Toilet Paper
« on: May 09, 2019, 10:51:45 PM »

A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting
in the backyard.
A bird flew over them and pooped on his head.

“Shit,” the man said.
“Get some toilet paper.”

“What for?” said the girl...

“He must be a mile away by now.”

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Re: Get Some Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2019, 08:36:58 PM »
 :lol: I have a granddaughter that would have said that