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Offline Carl

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What elemant would you choose
« on: May 23, 2019, 01:42:39 AM »
Nor Gold, Nor Platinum

A science teacher asks a student,
"Mike if you could have any element of
the element table what would it be?"

Mike said,
"Gold, because gold is worth a lot and I
could have a Ferrari in my drive way every
day."

The teacher asked another student,
"Johnny, what element would you choose?"

Johnny said,
"Patinum, because platinum is more expensive
than gold and I could have a Viper in my drive
way every day."

The teacher asked another student,
"George what element would you pick?"

George said silicone.
“Silicone?” the amazed teacher asked.


George said...

"Because my mom got some silicone and now she
 has a Ferrari and a Viper in her drive way."

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Re: What elemant would you choose
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2019, 07:28:51 AM »
I’ll drive my Santa fa  :flyangel: